Ten Things I Expect Amazon to Buy
on June 17, 2017 at 12:02 amAmazon is buying Whole Foods. Soon, they may own a lot more. Here now are Ten Things I Expect Amazon to Buy.
- Every Yoga and Pilates school.
- The recipe for Patchouli Oil.
- The trademark for the word “hipster”.
- The PBR company
- Starbucks
- Apple
- Rick and Morty
- The state of Colorado (so they can monopolize and mail legalized pot.)
- The state of Nevada (so they can monopolize and mail legalized pussy.)
- The Catholic Church (for rebranding)