Twitter in Focus: Dana Gould
on June 21, 2017 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is comedian, Dana Gould. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
June 9th: “Quote of the day, so far: “Can we get the snake wrangler over here?” #stanagainstevil #season2”
Is that code for masturbation? I’m cool with it. I just want to know for future reference.
June 9th: “Sen John McCain “troubled” that Trump is, “splitting time between being president and a building in New York.””
Plus there’s all those kids that won’t get off his lawn.
June 10th: “Last night, I sang his praises to @JohnCMcGinley for about an hour. I awoke this morning to learn he had passed. RIP Adam West. The best.”
Ironic, old chum. Batman was the greatest “joker” of all.
June 10th: “Three seconds after posting that I went to throw the laundry into the dryer. Goddammit.”
Everyone needs at least one Batman shirt. Just in case a criminal clown messes with you.
June 11th: “Please enjoy me on the new episode of @dannylobell ‘s Modern Day Philosophers…”
Are they just fancying up being a comedian?
June 15th: “I think we have our slogan. http://www.elle.com/culture/news/a46009/patti-lupone-donald-trump-i-hate-the-mother-fcker/”
Ha! Funny and direct.
June 16th: “The @megynkelly @RealAlexJones imbroglio is eerily familiar to anyone who’s ever watched two whores fight over a corner.”
So, equally sexy? (Okay, stole that from Pam on Archer.)
June 18th: “https://twitter.com/danagould/status/876560388996968448”
Good quote. Fitting.
June 19th: “ https://twitter.com/danagould/status/876895041092014082 ”
Better quote and more fitting.
Okay, let’s rate Dana’s tweets. Got lots of retweets which I didn’t include. Some funny stuff. I give him an 8 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8.3, follow Dana.
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