What’s Better? Pokemon Go or Tinder?
on July 3, 2017 at 12:01 am
3 points Tinder: More likely to get laid on the Tinder App than with the Pokemon Go App.
1 point Pokemon Go: I actually get exercise so I might look better in my pictures on Tinder.
-1 point Tinder: Too many damned bots on Tinder.
2 points Pokemon Go: The App is free and fun.
1 point Pokemon Go over Tinder: Getting an STD from playing Pokemon Go is nearly impossible.
2 points Tinder: There are a lot of hot chicks on Tinder.
1 point Pokemon Go: There are a lot of Rare pokemom on Pokemon Go.
-2 points Tinder: The chances of one of those hot chicks even being real is very low.
1 point Pokemon Go: I’ll actually catch some of those rare pokemon eventually.
-1 point Pokemon Go: For the odd stares I get when walking to a stop, my abrupt stop and then turn around and walk away.
-1 point Pokemon Go: For the fact that every kid in the neighborhood is kicking my ass at the game and keeps knocking me out of gyms.
-10 points Tinder: I’m probably not going to get laid on Tinder despite its promises.
Winner: Pokemon Go
