Twitter in Focus: Alton Brown
on December 6, 2017 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is celebrity chef, Alton Brown. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
That’s a very analog way to tweet.
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
This is probably what Trump should do. Then he could blame the post-its on anyone in his office.
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
Just googled harissa. Looks hot.
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
I said, “Good day!”
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
Goat? Are apple goats shaped like goats or do they taste like goats?
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
The chef knows his stuff.
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
This kind of tweeting is more work, but you can’t argue with the quality.
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
If I hosted a show again, I think tweeting while I’m hosting would be pretty tough.
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
You are going to have to click so many links to read this.
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
It’s going to be tough to promote those hashtags this way. I imagine Alton’s assistant furiously transcribing this for the Food Network.
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
Man, I’d like to eat the food on Iron Chef. I’d be great at it.
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
Paying it forward with sausage? Sounds like a winner or a wiener!
November 29th: “#IronChefShowdown”
I gotta start watching Iron Chef again. But every time I watch those shows, I end up eating everything in the house.
November 30th: “Believe it or not, #JimNabors used to babysit me when i was a kid in LA. A total gentleman and a class act.”
Huh. Weird.
December 2nd: “Finally some sweet vinyl in Marietta @myPlasticEmpire”
People don’t think of Atlanta as being cosmopolitan, but it’s a pretty cool area.
8 hours ago: “Still waiting for my check re: cameo on #ThePunisher.”
You could be a fancy Mafia chef and the Punisher comes in and kills all your clients.
Okay, let’s rate Alton’s tweets. Gotta love the behind-the-scenes stuff. I give Alton a 9 for Style, a 9 for Mustness and a 9 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 9, follow Alton and watch Iron Chef. You know, unless you’re on a diet.