Dec23
Ten Reasons Why I’m Not Seeing Star Wars
on December 23, 2017 at 1:42 am
- Because of the first set of prequels I couldn’t sit through.
- Because if I want to see a corporate money grab by Disney, I’ll go to Epcot.
- Because I remember when people complained about Ewoks in Return.
- Because Return of the Jedi wasn’t even that good!
- Because it’s an overblown shiny thing.
- Because you can’t make a good story by committee.
- Because the guy with the vision lost it and he’s not even working on it anymore.
- Because, seriously, I’m so sick of Star Wars, Star Wars fans and everyone in the world talking about it.
- Because it’s treated as something more important than it is.
- Because not even Luke Skywalker likes it anymore.
