Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Val Kilmer, Batman and The Saint and the star of one of the most underrated movies ever, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@valkilmer

December 3, 2017:  “t’s been quite a few years since a doll made me this happy. Obviously I’ve gone off the deep end again- but folks it’s just that my tour is going so well and I was just asked to host an evening at the beautiful Betsy Hotel for art Basel Dec. 8th. And I’m humbled…”

Is that a Mark Twain plushie?

December 5, 2017:  “ starts in 30

Reddit can be brutal.  I don’t know if it’s a force for good any more.

December 5, 2017:  “Great Reddit AMA today. Love to all my fans – lets send 2017 out with a bang. Shop now thru Dec 31 for automatic 20% off art and merch – plus I have a special surprise for fans coming out tomorrow.

It IS a Mark Twain plushie!  Nice!  I’m a fan!

December 6, 2017:  For the fan in your life – a curated . Order now to get it under your tree.”

Hmm.  Interesting.

December 15, 2017:  “I’m participating in a holiday game to raise funds for and it doesn’t cost us a dime. Let’s play! gift

Hmm, what’s the game?

December 15, 2017:  “Whew ! BAck on track.my website was down but now Christmas shopping is possible again… I’ve got an absurdly handsome TWAin doll that I’m going sign and sell..”

Oh, you’re touring doing Twain.  Nice.  You look just like him.

December 18, 2017:  “Me and look like old turtles… I love this guy so much. He makes you laugh till your sides ache….”

I see a buddy picture!

January 24th:  “At Robert Downey Jr.’s office yesterday. We were on fire about an extraordinary new company we hope he joins us in. Along with Tom Morrelo, and Sean Penn, and a whole bunch of do gooder tough guys.”

Uh, oh!  The Man better watch out!  Maybe together they could just remodel Haiti.

January 31st: “I’m Batman.”

It’s true.  You lucky bastard.

February 1st:  “Some of my favorite one-of-a-kind VALentine’s memorabilia is now up for sale on the website. Personalizing most everything the ENTIRE month of February too.

Look at this guy.  Working every angle.  

February 5th:  “It’s personal… I’m signing merch from my website to your sweetheart, friend, family or boss all of February. New items added everyday, so check it out & don’t forget to tell me your name.”

This time…it’s personal!

Okay, let’s rate Val’s tweets.  The man is moving and shaking.  I give him a 7 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 8.3, but I’m rounding it up to 9 because he was Batman and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is awesome.  Follow Val.

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