Super Frat

Hey Bros!

In honor of my new book, F*ck You, I’m Italian:  Why We Italians Are Awesome, I’m doing this list.  Order my book on March 15th!

1. We know how to make sauce.
2. We know where the good bread is.
3. Our hair is always awesome.
4. You never have to say to us, “Can you speak up?  I can’t hear you.”
5. We give Seth McFarlane plenty of material on Family Guy.
6. We can give you directions to anywhere.
7. We didn’t invent pasta, but we perfected it.
8. We started the Renaissance.
9. We built Rome.
10. We invented pizza.