Feb26

Ten Things I Wish My Dog Hadn’t Touched

by tonyd on February 26, 2018 at 12:01 am

  1. A dead squirrel
  2. That brown stuff on the sidewalk
  3. That grayish goo on the sidewalk
  4. That really old dog with the strange bark
  5. My bare foot
  6. Some gross lettuce I dropped on the floor
  7. Anything on my bathroom floor
  8. That kid with the snot running down his face that tried to squeeze her head
  9. Poop
  10. Dog poop
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