Ten Things I Expect From Bill and Ted 3
on March 31, 2018 at 12:01 amBill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure 3 is coming. Here’s what I expect:
- Alex Winter’s agent will be extremely happy.
- Ted goes back in time so that his daughter picks a cheaper college.
- Bill goes back in time so that he gets the prostate examine he desperately needed.
- Halfway through the movie, Keanu Reeves forgets where he’s at and shoots everyone John Wick style.
- Bill and Ted go back in time and rewrite the second movie.
- Dr. Who shows up and sues them for stealing his phone booth thing.
- Alex Winter goes back in time and stops himself from making Freaked.
- Keanu Reeves goes back in time and relives his awesome life a second time.
- Brian and Stewie replace Rufus and repair the time machine in act 2.
- Everyone will remember the first two movies as being much better than they actually are.