Fat Guy Eats: El Guacamole, Millville, NJ
on April 14, 2018 at 12:31 amRestaurant: El Guacamole
Address: 110 N High St. Millville, New Jersey 08332
Food: Mexican
Price: Average
Portions: Okay
Taste: Not Great
Service: Really Good
Atmosphere: Kind like a pizzeria
I feel bad, because I wanted to like this place. I was super hungry and the people that worked there were very nice.
I ordered a Burrito Americano and I read the ingredients: steak, lettuce, tomato, jalopenos, mayo and french fries on the side. Only problem was, too much mayo and the whole thing fell apart when I ate it. Also, it just wasn’t good. I felt like I had eaten a mayo sandwich. The fries were barely acceptable. Definitely the frozen kind, but not bottom barrel.
I had overheard people talking about this place at my book signing. Honestly, I feel like I ordered the wrong thing. For a Mexican place, I just assumed the Mexican portion would be so awesome, even some Americanized version of a burrito would be good. But the jalopenos weren’t even hot and the steak didn’t have any taste. Even the salsa with my chips I didn’t like.
Somehow, I feel like I ordered wrong. I would never order the Burrito Americano. Maybe I’d go back for something with guacamole, since that’s the name. But jeez, I felt bloated after all that mayo.
I give El Guacamole 4 out of 10 keggers. Sorry guys. I partly blame myself, but I was a bit food deprived.