Twitter in Focus: Joe DeVito
on May 2, 2018 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is comedian Joe DeVito. Let’s see what he’s tweeting!
April 27th: “Some people book shows just so they can hang out with comedians, if you can imagine a human that lonely”
Zing! I picked this Twitter account for some good one-liners. Off to a good start.
April 27th: “Deeply conflicted about my new cult where members give me their $$, live on an isolated compound, and let me have sex with their wives & daughters. So keep the beard or no?”
Don’t be crazy. You can’t lead a cult without a beard!
April 29th: “SUNDAY! 7:00 show at the Brokerage in Bellmore, Long Island”
He’s on the road. Doing funny stuff.
April 29th: “THIS WEEK! NYC / NJ / Long Island / radio / online / in ya face”
Wow, he’s working hard. See, I can’t do the same jokes night after night. Look at all these shows.
April 30th: “MONDAY! @TomShillueShow from 5-6pm — then some stuff that’s frankly none of your business — …AND THEN @BroadwayComedy Club NYC 9:00 show”
What? Everything’s our business on Twitter. That’s the deal. The NSA knows it and you know it!
April 30th: “If we can’t afford a wall with Mexico, just use yellow police tape. Everyone knows you can’t cross that”
And blood splatter. Usually goes along with the tape.
April 30th: “Trying to lose weight by peeing on your own stomach? THIS WAIST TRAINER CAN HELP YOU https://www.instagram.com/p/BiNUFlinXxn/ ”
Well, that would gross me out and I wouldn’t eat, so…
8 hours ago: “ME: hey great hanging out w you last night HER: thanks. whos this ME: WOMAN I DROPPED YOU OFF AT 11:30 ON A WEEKNIGHT #storyin3texts”
Yeah, been there.
2 hours ago: “If I performed at the White House Correspondents Dinner I’d be too focused on my free meal”
Yeah, me too.
Pinned Tweet: “Listerine kills 99% of bad breath germs, while enraging the remaining germs & increasing their killing power 10,000 fold”
You’re just slowly killing yourself with fresh breath.
Okay, let’s rate Joe. Good one liners, minimal plugs. I would give him a 9 for Mustness, a 7 for Insanity and an 8 for Style. Overall score of 8, follow Joe.
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