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Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do During the California Wildfires
on July 28, 2018 at 1:54 pm
- Use fireworks to signal the firefighters.
- Stop to make roadside s’mores.
- TP the neighbors’ house.
- Save your gasoline collection.
- Hide in a pile of dry leaves.
- Move your oxygen bar outside.
- Attempt to boil lobsters in your above ground pool.
- Move your firewood pile inside to attempt to save it.
- Set your house on fire ahead of time to spite the original fire.
- Point to firefighters and keep saying, “Only you!”
