Aug15

Ten Things You’ll Never See on a Snack Package

by tonyd on August 15, 2018 at 12:01 am

  1. The word “Sharpened”
  2. Pictures of the heart of the last guy to eat the snacks.
  3. The word “Rotted”
  4. The ingredients for the metal coating
  5. The word “Carcinogen”
  6. The tagline “It’s for pussies!”
  7. The word “Pre-Licked”
  8. Stamps from a third world country’s health department
  9. The words “Expired before packaged!”
  10. Near-Coconut
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