Sep12
Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do While Virtue Signalling
on September 12, 2018 at 12:01 am
- Remind the peasants how much better a person you are.
- Talk wistfully about wanting to have “unpaid servants”.
- Tweet your top five least favorite ethnic groups.
- Keep asking, “Who gives a shit?” on 9/11 posts.
- Start and end every sentence with the word “fuck”.
- Remind everyone how delicious baby seal is on the grill.
- Sample part of a Hitler speech for your dance mix.
- Encourage everyone to mail energy bars to starving people in Africa.
- Remind everyone that’s not as good as you that they’re dicks.
- Referee a contest to see who hates Trump more and declare yourself the winner.
