Nov19
Ten Reasons Why Bowling is the Superior Sport
on November 19, 2018 at 12:01 am
- You can’t drink beer and eat a hoagie in a middle of a basketball game
- Only sport where you might actually gain weight.
- Never rained out.
- Never goes into overtime.
- Plenty of pinball machines if you get bored of bowling.
- No waitress service while playing baseball.
- Uniform consists mainly of shoes and fat guy shirts.
- Plenty of time to check your email on phone during game.
- Way fewer bowling fights than hockey fights.
- Retirement age is basically deathbed.
