Jun08
Ten Things I Expect When You’re a Ghost
on June 8, 2019 at 2:06 am
- When you take a ghost poop, it just sinks into the ground.
- You have to find someone to haunt that watches the same kind of TV shows you do.
- You’d rather haunt good looking people so you can watch them shower and have sex.
- Other ghosts that scare people are probably dicks.
- You probably get used to be totally naked, then get weirded out when a dog sees you.
- When everyone goes to sleep, it would probably be best to use your ghost powers to read a book or something.
- Watching people eat will probably be a drag, unless there’s some kind of ghost food.
- You could earn your keep and be a burglar alarm for the cool people you haunt.
- You’d probably get super judgmental of people, since you know all their secret shit.
- You can pretty much wack off wherever you want, no one sees you.
