Ten Things I Expect on the New Star Wars Planes
on September 19, 2015 at 12:01 amThey’ve launched these new Star Wars planes. Will the merchandising never end?! Here now is what I expect on them.
- Passengers saying, “This is not the window seat I’ve been looking for.”
- Tiny booze bottles shaped like R2-D2.
- Co-pilots doing Chewbacca impersonations.
- Every time there is turbulence C3PO tells the passengers the odds of surviving.
- Pilots playing this every time they walk onto the plane.
- Passengers saying to the stewardess, “I find your lack of peanuts disturbing.”
- Pilots wearing white shirts and black vests.
- Jedis get to board and exit the plane first.
- Droids that do not fit in the overhead compartment must be checked.
- In the event that the cabin depressurizes, you must breathe into the Darth Vader mask that drops from the ceiling.
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