Oct10
Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do At a Comic Book Convention
on October 10, 2015 at 12:27 am
- Bring your razor sharp pirate saber to juggle as people take pictures.
- Haggle with Lou Ferrigno over autograph prizes.
- Expect to smell too much cologne and deodorant.
- Buy everything but the comic books.
- Ask Stan Lee to tell you a long, boring old man story about how he got those kids off his lawn.
- Go up to the biggest collectible dealer, pick up a collectible and ask, “Are these free?”
- Wear a pointy cosplay costume and then wade into the crowd like you were in street clothes.
- Wear a backpack stuffed to the gills and then turn in the middle of the crowd, like you were only wearing street clothes.
- Scream, “Does anyone want to my old Archie comics?! I only read them once!”
- Play Patrick Stewart’s bald head like a bongo and then ask for an autograph.
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