Apr29
Ten Things I Expect from the Trump Tax Plan
on April 29, 2017 at 1:49 am
- Breast implants will be tax deductible.
- You can ask for your tax return back in the form of Trump Casino chips.
- Write-offs for any Ivanka Trump product purchases.
- Random lucky taxpayers get all expense weekend in Mar a Lago.
- Private jet staff now considered dependents.
- No W-2 forms for anyone with a toupee.
- Box for donating money towards the Wall.
- Tax return can now be tweeted instead of mailed.
- Audits now conducted only by Trump relative.
- Checks made out directly to Defense Industry company of your choice.
