Oct22
Ten Things I Expect in a Saudi Arabian Embassy
on October 22, 2018 at 12:01 am
- All the furniture wrapped in plastic.
- A rack a cutlery labeled “not for use for eating”.
- Several empty oil drums.
- GPS app that tells you great places to bury stuff.
- A closed room that was once used for interviews.
- Several brochures detailing flower delivery to widows.
- A pile of bodybags labeled “not bodybag”.
- One of those Silence of the Lambs pits with a basket on a rope to lower the lotion.
- A cleaning supply closet containing nothing but bleach.
- The exact wood chipper used in the movie Fargo.
