Jun23

Rewritten Headlines: Cheney to Suicide

by tonyd on June 23, 2012 at 12:01 am

Spawn of Sith Lord Ties the Knot

Laws Prejudiced Against Big Boobs

Salad Soon to be Tossed

Nevada to Have Beachfront

Bus Monitors Now Have Retirement Plan

Place to Store Beers Discovered

Drug User Still Entertaining

Farming Boring for Longer Than Previously Thought

Aliens Soon to Hear About New Source of Slave Labor

Sex and the City Still in Reruns Overseas

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