Who Should Eat a Dick: Guest Column
on June 18, 2009 at 5:11 pm
with Tony DiGerolamo
Every Thursday, the Super Frat site lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.
– The Senate which decided to apologize for slavery way too late this week, can eat a dick. Don’t worry, they’ll get an apology for it several generations from now, probably shortly after a new Senate acknowledge the injustice of Guantanamo sometime in the next 200 years.
– And speaking of Congress, the “anti-war” Democrats that voted for the war funding bill that could’ve been defeated had they voted no, can eat a big, sloppy, shroom-infused hippie dick.
– George W. Bush, who decided to come out of his hidey-hole this week and criticize President Obama for shutting down Guantanamo can eat a plate of Guantanamo sun-dried dick.
– Chairman of the GOP, Michael Steele, who basically said this week that “ABC is in the tank for Obama”, can eat a bowl of sour grapes on a Fox News plate with a side of dick.
– And finally, the Queens mom that scarred her daughter with fire during a voodoo ritual can eat a rotting zombie dick.
Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.
