Who Should Eat a Dick: Guest Column
on July 23, 2009 at 1:25 am
with Tony DiGerolamo
Every Thursday, Super Frat lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.
It’s Thursday and you know what that means bro, it’s time for a bunch of people to consume penis, munch the dong and eat a dick.
– To the genius supercops that arrested a Harvard College professor on his own porch. Freeze. Now eat a dick.
– To the gambling grandma that left her grandkids, age 2 and age 14, in the car while she played slots. Guess what grandma? Dick…dick…dick! You get to eat a dick!
– And here’s an uplifting story. Three people who apparently let a rat chew off the toes of a baby. Somewhere there is a huge plate of dick and table for three.
– And then there’s the people that threw an endangered nurse shark off a train to be dragged through the streets of Miami by vagrants as it suffocated. Da-dum. Da-dum. Da-dum-da-dum! Da-dum-da-dum! Eat a diiiiiiick! Eat a dick, eat dick, eat dick!
– Finally, the surgeons that performed a routine gall bladder procedure so a 20 year-old airman lost BOTH his legs. Somewhere in a bag of medical waste there’s a heaping helping of dick for you.
Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board
