Ten Things You’ll Never See at a Super Bowl Party
on February 2, 2013 at 12:01 am1. A book
2. An unfried or undipped vegetable
3. A vuzuzela
4. A game of Dungeons & Dragons in progress
5. Some saying, “I wonder what’s on the Golf Channel right now?”
6. A Lamaze Class
7. Fruit
8. A religious sermon
9. Strenuous physical activity
10. Someone excited to see the half time show