Who Should Eat a Dick: Guest Column
on September 3, 2009 at 1:39 pm
with Tony DiGerolamo
Every Thursday, Super Frat lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.
That’s right dick eaters, it’s Thursday and for your douchebaggery, it’s time to eat the tube steak, munch the one-eyed wiener and eat a dick.
– To the bastards that killed 44 people at an engagement party in Turkey. Have a slice of wedding cake, the filling is dick.
– To the monster that kidnapped Jaycee Dugard and kept her as a sex slave. There’s not enough dick on the planet for you to eat, asshole.
– To the fires that are burning Southern California. May you eat a dick made of fire extinguishing fluid, water and asbestos.
– And let’s not forget Glenn Beck, who is probably already one of the top ten dick eaters of all time. His latest tirade on Fox News, calling out propaganda in art, which is kind of like Joseph Goebbels fining people for being anti semites. Let’s serve GB a plate of dick as high as 30 Rockefeller Center.
– Finally in the what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people department, a man bit another man’s finger off during a healthcare rally in California. The victim did hit the other guy, but dude, he was 65! What is wrong with you? Lucky for you, we have something for you to bite: a giant bag of dick.
Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board
