May18
Ten Ways I’ll Spend my $600 Million Dollars If I Win
on May 18, 2013 at 12:01 am
Hey, I got a ticket. It might happen.
1. Pay for Angelina Jolie’s boob reconstruction surgery.
2. Pay Dwayne Johnson to stop appearing in movies.
3. Pay Damon Lindelof to stop writing movies.
4. Get carried around in a litter while wearing a dandy outfit at a NASCAR rally.
5. See an advanced copy of This is the End.
6. Travel to Singapore to get a burger here.
7. Get some sushi from here.
8. Found rocketpack company.
9. Buy Major League Baseball and improve game with rocketpacks.
10. Add about 200 things to this list.
