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Ten Things I Learned That Are Better Than Watching Fireworks on July 4th
on July 5, 2013 at 1:56 am
1. Televised fireworks from your air-conditioned house.
2. Any Michael Bay movie (likely to have more explosions).
3. Your grill cooking delicious burgers.
4. Pictures of girls with big breasts.
5. News stories about how people got hurt during fireworks displays, watched from your air-conditioned, safe home.
6. Cute animals falling asleep.
7. A game of The Simpsons: Tapped Out.
8. Reading any news site with actual news.
9. Anything that’s inside with air-conditioning.
10. Porn
