Twitter in Focus: Simpsons Writer, Tim Long
on August 7, 2013 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is writer for The Simpsons, Tim Long. I got high expectations for this Twitter account, let’s see if Tim can match them.
August 5th: “Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater — we have separate recycling bins for each”
Boom! Right out the gate! He’s on fire!
August 5th: “To me, a massage has a “happy ending” if I get through it without audibly farting”
But with an SBD, it’s really not happy for the masseuse.
23 hours ago: “I stopped believing, feared the reaper, and chased waterfalls — now all the pop songs are mad at me. :(”
Great. Now you’ve broke my heart.
15 hours ago: “Dial N For Murder #1LetterWrongMovie”
Alfred Hitchcock’s Psyche
15 hours ago: “Return of the Jeds #1Letterwrongmovie”
The Empire Strikes Buck
15 hours ago: “Mr. Strangelove #1LetterWrongMovie”
Citizen Bane
15 hours ago: “Bang the Drug Slowly #1letterwrongmovie”
Pacific Bim
15 hours ago: “Raiders of the Lost Arm #1LetterWrongMovie”
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dom
2 hours ago: “Wish I’d never introduced A-Rod to Performing-Enhancing Doug.”
Wish I’d never introduce Riley Cooper to Paula Deen’s book of Racipes.
2 hours ago: “After 20 years, finally convinced Hoobastank to wash their hooba”
Ba-dum-dum! Keesh! Thank you folks! He’ll be here all week!
Okay, I give Tim a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Style. That’s a score of 9.3. Totally gotta follow Tim. C’mon, you didn’t think a Simpsons writer would be funny?
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