Twitter in Focus: Andy Kindler
on March 26, 2014 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is comedian, Andy Kindler. He’s does funny stand up, let’s see how he tweets.
March 24th: “I watch Cosmos and and read Cosmo.”
All while drinking Cosmos?
23 hours ago: “Stop doing quick impressions and begging questions. Breathe and enjoy. #BeHereNow #GetHereAsQuickAsYouCan #IfYouAreGoingToBeLateCall”
Advice for stand up guys at an open mic? I’m not sure.
19 hours ago: “”his stage demeanor is that of a nervous Long Island dentist who can’t find his car keys”- True! http://www.seattleweekly.com/home/951621-129/the-pick-list-the-weeks-recommended … via @seattleweekly”
Hey, Long Island dentists looking for car keys are hilarious, Seattle Weekly.
19 hours ago: “Furious George #RuinAChildrensBook @midnight”
He does deserve his own book.
19 hours ago: “If I tweet something, you can rest or not rest assured I didn’t knowingly get it from somewhere else- I don’t steal material. Thank you!”
It’s a pretty obscure Simpsons reference. That was totally a valid tweet.
18 hours ago: “I have learned that Furious George is Mr. Burns pet ape. From now on, I will tweet only after extensive googling and background checks.”
Oh, Internet, you’re such an asshole.
6 hours ago: “Hobby Lobby is a terrible name for anything. Makes me want to eat paste and give myself a paper cut.”
What if it was owned by an English cop named Robert and it had a foyer? Then it would be Bobby Bobby’s Hobby Lobby lobby.
Okay, let’s rate Andy’s tweets.
I like Andy and his sense of humor. (Stay caustic, bro!) I give him a 9 for Insanity, a 10 for Style and a 10 for Mustness. That’s an overall score of 9.6. Good stuff. Follow dentist Andy.
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