Archive for Your Fratoscope

469 results.
Dec16

Your Fratoscope: December 16, 2018

by tonyd on December 16, 2018 at 2:09 am

If your birthday is this week:    Yes, you’re getting combo gifts because your birthday’s too close to Christmas, suck it up. Aries:    This week, you’ll pee in a very exciting place. Taurus:  You’ll get your takes done, but […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Your Fratoscope: December 16, 2018
Dec09

Your Fratoscope: December 9, 2018

by tonyd on December 9, 2018 at 12:07 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your haunted birthday cake will turn into a a haunted poop. Aries:   You’ll eat some garlic bread that’s more garlic than bread, which saves you from the vampire, but dooms you with the Italian […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Your Fratoscope: December 9, 2018
Dec02

Your Fratoscope: December 2, 2018

by tonyd on December 2, 2018 at 3:10 am

If your birthday is this week:   The pizza guy reluctantly tells you “Happy Birthday” for a three dollar tip, so you can get back to crying. Aries:  This week, you’ll smell the farts of a valued coworker. Taurus:  You’re so […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Comments Off on Your Fratoscope: December 2, 2018