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Oct14

Your Fratoscope: October 14, 2018

by tonyd on October 14, 2018 at 5:18 am

If your birthday is this week:   When you open your first gift, you’ll find a bloody human liver and then your aunt will scream “Oh, my God!  They must’ve put your Xbox One in Grandpa!” Aries:  You will be banned […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct08

Your Fratoscope: October 8, 2018

by tonyd on October 8, 2018 at 2:09 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your friends buy you many beers for your birthday and drink them in your honor as well. Aries:  You will be assaulted by a man whose only weapon is a box of donuts. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep30

Your Fratoscope: September 30, 2018

by tonyd on September 30, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your birthday presents will consist mostly of items from the bus station lost and found. Aries:  This week, you will be pooped on by an exotic animal. Taurus:   Your keys are under that stack […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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