Archive for Your Fratoscope

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Sep19

Your Fratoscope: September 19, 2010

by tonyd on September 19, 2010 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: The stars say, your Tea Party friends are not who they say they are. This will dawn on your when they start fitting you for ass-less chaps. Aries: This week you’ll volunteer to drive […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep12

Your Fratoscope: September 12, 2010

by tonyd on September 12, 2010 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: You’ll realize your dream of meeting the cast of Glee. Unfortunately, you make such a bad impression they beat the crap out of you. Aries: The stars say, you’ll decide to clean your laptop […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep05

Your Fratoscope: September 5, 2010

by tonyd on September 5, 2010 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Your drinking binge will have unintended consequences. You will forget where you vomited, but remember several days later when you open your briefcase at work. Aries: You will make love to the clerk a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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