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Aug12

Your Fratoscope: August 12, 2018

by tonyd on August 12, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your family mistakenly invites commenters from YouTube for your birthday party. Aries:  Your knock-knock joke incites a fight on a bus. Taurus:  You will catch a faux-plague from the beggars at the Renaissance Faire. Gemini:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug05

Your Fratoscope: August 5, 2018

by tonyd on August 5, 2018 at 1:15 am

If your birthday is this week:  It’s too hot for your birthday because your A/C is busted. Aries:  It’s too hot for your horoscope because your A/C is busted. Taurus:  It’s too hot for your horoscope because your A/C is busted. Gemini:  It’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Your Fratoscope: July 29, 2018

by tonyd on July 29, 2018 at 3:04 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll be the only one in the bouncy castle during your birthday party, because you’re the only one at the birthday party. Aries:  You’ll be kidnapped, giving a better haircut and clothes, then set […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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