Archive for Your Fratoscope

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Jul01

Your Fratoscope: July 1, 2018

by tonyd on July 1, 2018 at 2:55 am

If your birthday is this week:  The Amazon drone files a sexual harassment suit against you. Aries:  After pointing out a mistake your boss made, ICE agents “deport” you back to your cubicle. Taurus:  Your cat will beat you in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun24

Your Fratoscope: June 24, 2018

by tonyd on June 24, 2018 at 1:24 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will put your gift certificate for the massage parlor to good use. Aries:  You will accidentally join the Teamsters and they won’t let you leave. Taurus:  Your will pour your heart and soul […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun18

Your Fratoscope: June 18, 2018

by tonyd on June 18, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your pinata squeals and runs away after someone tries to break it open. Aries:  You realize that hydrating yourself with vodka during the marathon isn’t healthy, but you don’t care. Taurus:  You’ll be intimidated […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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