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May20

Your Philly Wizard World Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 20, 2018 at 12:01 am

Behold!  The psychic frat boy’s powers have been brought to bear on all who attended the Philadelphia Wizard World Convention!  Read your horoscope and know your future! If your birthday is this week:  Keith Urban doesn’t care, he’s not coming […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May13

Your Mother’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 13, 2018 at 1:20 am

If your birthday is this week:  The man you mother hires to wish you a Happy Birthday, lights your house on fire instead. Aries:  Your “Basket of Badgers” Mother’s Day arrangement gets mixed reviews. Taurus:  Your mother thanks you for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May06

Your Fratoscope: May 6, 2018

by tonyd on May 6, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your other personalities pick the worst theme for your surprise birthday party: isolation. Aries:  Someone will replace your soft serve ice cream with chemical tasting foam. Taurus:  You will lose your pants at the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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