Archive for Your Fratoscope

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Apr08

Your Fratoscope: April 8, 2018

by tonyd on April 8, 2018 at 1:10 am

If your birthday is this week:  The birthday clown will beg you to lend him a little dignity, but it’s funnier when you drop the live crab down his pants. Aries:  Your attempt at aging your own steak meat ends […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr01

Your April Fool’s Fratoscope

by tonyd on April 1, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You find out about your surprise birthday party, but April Fools!  It’s your Intervention! Aries:  Your ex will share numbers on public Facebook posts and ask you to guess what they are!  April Fools!  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar25

Your Fratoscope: March 25, 2018

by tonyd on March 25, 2018 at 1:39 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll accidentally get ten million “Happy Birthdays” from Facebook, but four people don’t mean it. Aries:  Your imaginary friend will call you from jail and ask you to bail them out. Taurus:  You’ll get […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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