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Mar18

Your Saint Patty’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on March 18, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Most of your birthday party guests are so hungover, you’re forced to swap out your party favors for aspirin. Aries:  This week, you’ll find a dead little guy in a green outfit floating in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar11

Your Fratoscope: March 11, 2018

by tonyd on March 11, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  It’ll be awesome if you think being stranded at a bus stop in the bad neighborhood at night is awesome. Aries:  You will achieve greatness in using cheese spread. Taurus:  Your homemade pickles don’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb25

Your Fratoscope: February 25, 2018

by tonyd on February 25, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your fish-flavored birthday cake is a huge hit with your guests, but your cats didn’t have anywhere else to be anyway. Aries:  The sex advice you get is valid, but your grocer really feels […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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