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Feb18

Your Fratoscope: February 17, 2018

by tonyd on February 18, 2018 at 12:13 am

If your birthday is this week:  You conclude that you didn’t get a surprise birthday party because the Russian interfered. Aries:  The ghost of Rick James will ask you to play those episodes of the Chappelle Show in your DVR. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb11

Your Valentine’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on February 11, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You sweetheart throws you a surprise paternity test. Aries:  Your countdown to buying leftover Valentine’s Day candy at CVS and getting diabetes has begun! Taurus:  Your edible underwear present turns out to be a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb04

Your Fratoscope: February 4, 2018

by tonyd on February 4, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday party is canceled after more opposite research comes out about you. Aries:  Your imaginary friend comes back to sleep on your couch for two weeks. Taurus:  You will be the victim of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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