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Jan28

Your Fratoscope: January 28, 2018

by tonyd on January 28, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday posts will contain nothing but complaints about your sexually explicit party favors. Aries:  You’ll be touched by an angel and then later have to report him to the cops. Taurus:  Your monkey […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan21

Your Fratoscope: January 21, 2018

by tonyd on January 21, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your surprise party is a surprise since no one tells you where it is and you won’t hear about it until next week. Aries:  Your “Sandwich of the Week” service gets shut down on […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan14

Your Fratoscope: January 14, 2018

by tonyd on January 14, 2018 at 2:24 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your cat throws you a surprise party, but the birthday cake is made out of tuna fish and dead mice. Aries:  You will be mugged for your fortune cookie fortune. Taurus:  The stars say, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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