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Jan07

Your Fratoscope: January 7, 2017

by tonyd on January 7, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday trip to Australia takes an ominous turn when you realize your family only bought you a one-way ticket. Aries:  You will be sexually harassed by a Keebler Elf. Taurus:  You’ll find a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec31

Your New Year’s Fratoscope

by tonyd on December 31, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You figure out the reason for the break in to your house was so that everyone could regift your Christmas gifts. Aries:  You will have to do terrible things for a free Netflix password […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec24

Your Christmas Eve Fratoscope

by tonyd on December 24, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Frosty the Snowman wishes you a happy birthday, but then you realize that’s what he says to everyone when he puts on that hat. Aries:  You’ll realize that “elf” that keeps borrowing money, is […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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