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Nov26

Your Fratoscope: November 26, 2017

by tonyd on November 26, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You emerge from your food coma in time to enjoy birthday cake. Aries:  You will double the number of Christmas party invites you get this year because zero times two is still zero. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov19

Your Fratoscope: November 19, 2017

by tonyd on November 19, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your sexy ex jumps out of your birthday cake with a summons. Aries:  The fob you use to open your car will also open your heart. Taurus:  You’ll finally remember to close out all the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov12

Your Fratoscope: November 12, 2017

by tonyd on November 12, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will receive advice from elderly relatives and once you thank them for it, they will immediately say, “Ha-ha!  That counts as a gift!” Aries:  A new life is just around the corner because […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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