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Oct15

Your Fratoscope: October 15, 2017

by tonyd on October 15, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday will be funky, mostly because of the smell coming from that moldy birthday cake. Aries:  You’ll find out your dinner isn’t sushi, the chef just didn’t cook your food. Taurus:  Your cat […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct08

Your Fratoscope: October 8, 2017

by tonyd on October 8, 2017 at 1:37 am

If your birthday is this week:  You win that game of Russian Roulette, but then won’t have anyone else to play with. Aries:  You pizza will arrive early, but in the wrong shape. Taurus:  The stars say, your socks wouldn’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct01

Your Fratoscope: October 1, 2017

by tonyd on October 1, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll get lots of mouthwash for your birthday, in fact, nothing but mouthwash. Aries:  Your FitBit will ask you if you’re still alive. Taurus:  Your alien friend finally admits there’s no scientific value in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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