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Sep24

Your Fratoscope: September 24, 2017

by tonyd on September 24, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will be a tube of uncooked cookie dough and a candle, but you don’t mind. Aries:  You will break the seat on the 25 cent rocketship ride in front of the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep17

Your Fratoscope: September 17, 2017

by tonyd on September 17, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday clown will be a juggalo.  He’ll eat all the birthday cake, but leave you with plenty of Faygo. Aries:  You will accidentally lead a marching band into the supermarket. Taurus:  You’ll discover […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep10

Your Fratoscope: September 10, 2017

by tonyd on September 10, 2017 at 1:51 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will find out that your birthday cake isn’t hurricane proof. Aries:  Your comic book collection floats for a while, but eventually sinks along with everything else in your living room. Taurus:  You can’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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