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Jun11

Your Fratoscope: June 11, 2017

by tonyd on June 11, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your cake will be glazed in the tears of your enemies, just like Conan. Aries:  You will somehow jack knife your VW Beetle. Taurus:  You’ll shock everyone at the miniature golf course by sinking […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun04

Your Fratoscope: June 4, 2017

by tonyd on June 4, 2017 at 1:48 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your cake explodes, but the shrapnel is delicious. Aries:  You will accidentally quit the Internet and have to start over by watching cat videos for six weeks. Taurus:  The stars say, your dentist enjoys […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May28

Your Memorial Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 28, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You get a lot of leftover barbecue supplies as gifts. Aries:  You will meet someone new on the beach and fall in love, which is weird because they mug you. Taurus:  You will eat a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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