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Apr30

Your Fratoscope: April 30, 2017

by tonyd on April 30, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your friends on Facebook will agree that you’re aging badly and should probably quit. Aries:  While doing your shitty job, you’ll point to Dave Grohl whose been watching you and let him try it […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr23

Your Fratoscope: April 23, 2017

by tonyd on April 23, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your surprise party will be nothing but a marketing event for a birthday cake company. Aries:  Your Tinder date will have a lot of witty comments until the police finally catch him. Taurus:  You […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr16

Your Easter Fratoscope 2017

by tonyd on April 16, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You can a birthday call from the Easter Bunny, but you suspect it’s not the real Easter Bunny. Aries:  A large pink bunny beats the crap out of your pizza delivery guy on your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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