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Mar19

Your Fratoscope: March 19, 2017

by tonyd on March 19, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll see many naked women on your birthday after walking into the wrong room in the old folks home. Aries:  You’ll get new followers on Twitter, doubling your numbers to four. Taurus:  The CIA […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar12

Your Fratoscope: March 12, 2017

by tonyd on March 12, 2017 at 3:18 am

If your birthday is this week:  You birthday cake will come in the mail. Aries:  You’ll bowl a 200 game, but get disqualified for picking up spares with your sidearm. Taurus:  You’ll drink enough Koolaid to turn your pee pink […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar05

Your Fratoscope: March 5, 2017

by tonyd on March 5, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll win the lottery, but then remember that you’re getting divorced and tear up the ticket. Aries:  You’ll catch a leprechaun, but he won’t have any gold because of his gambling problem. Taurus:  A […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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