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Sep11

Your Fratoscope: September 11, 2016

by tonyd on September 11, 2016 at 12:01 am

  If your birthday is this week:  You’ll catch your birthday clown going through your party guest’s coat pockets. Aries:  With a bull charging, you’ll suddenly realize that you’re at least two bullfighting lessons short of being able to properly […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep04

Your Labor Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on September 4, 2016 at 1:12 pm

If your birthday is this week:  The Batman impersonator at your party will be kidnapped by a scary clown in purple and green, who has a surprising number of henchmen with him. Aries:  You’ll discover that all the snails in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug28

Your Fratoscope: August 28, 2016

by tonyd on August 28, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  This week, you’ll be used as another excuse to eat cake at work. Aries:  You’ll lose all your hair in a dice game. Taurus:  You weight will exceed your credit score. Gemini:  The fortune […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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