Archive for Your Fratoscope

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May01

Your Fratoscope: May 1, 2016

by tonyd on May 1, 2016 at 1:05 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday party will be held in an undisclosed area, so no one gets to go. Aries:  The stars say, you’ll get a surprise enema. Taurus:  You’ll notice pubic hairs on your food reviewing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr24

Your Fratoscope: April 24, 2016

by tonyd on April 24, 2016 at 2:14 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will be delivered by a Spiderman sporting a huge erection under his costume.  He really likes cake, apparently. Aries:  Your angry roommate boils rubber bands with your ramen noodles. Taurus:  Your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr17

Your Fratoscope: April 17, 2016

by tonyd on April 17, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will be a rental. Aries:  The stars say, beware of strangers bearing gifts because they’re probably just trying to sell you something. Taurus:  A telemarketer will get bored with you and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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