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Mar20

Your Fratoscope: March 20, 2016

by tonyd on March 20, 2016 at 1:03 pm

If your birthday is this week:  You will receive presents of pudding.  Gallons and gallons of it. Aries:  You will take an overdose of laughing gas, but fortunately watching the new Ghostbusters trailer calms you down. Taurus:  You’ll finally throw […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar13

Your Fratoscope: March 13, 2016

by tonyd on March 13, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday will be totally badass, so be prepared to kill some ninjas, then be prepared to explain yourself to the families of those actors playing ninjas at your surprise party. Aries:  You invent […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar06

Your Fratoscope: March 6, 2016

by tonyd on March 6, 2016 at 12:44 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday party at the trampoline park ends with your fat ass being escorted out.  Why did you wear cleats? Aries:  You discover CFI stands for “Colossal Fucking Idiot”, so you probably should get […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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