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Feb14

Your Valentine’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on February 14, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will get laid on your birthday, but it will be a dead giveaway to your guests when you come back to your party with the clown’s make up in your lap. Aries:  Your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb07

Your Fratoscope: February 7, 2016

by tonyd on February 7, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your party clown is funny, but he insists on working with no pants. Aries:  Your barbecue sauce doesn’t sell because it’s mostly made of cough syrup. Taurus:  You will find Captain America pulling his […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan31

Your Fratoscope: January 31, 2016

by tonyd on January 31, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday party is full of the three L’s:  Love, laughs and leeches. Aries:  You’ll be kidnapped by aliens, but your poor hygiene prevents them from anally probing you. Taurus:  You finally finish digging […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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